i just watched taylor swifts new video and puked
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
tomhardystrapezius replied to your post: so the guy that was living here this summer is… throw a brick with a note on it at him. but don’t kill him that is the best idea ever i hope he hasnt left the driveway yet
so the guy that was living here this summer is leaving right now an d just as i was getting home he was like walking out the door to wait for his ride and i was on the phon with my mom so i didnt say anything to him and i feel kind of bad just like ignoring him but i dont want to go back out there so say bye bc i dont care eough and itll be awkwardd oh welll
im blogging with my door open and my mom keeps talking to me and im afraid she’ll see a penis on my dash??
uncomprehended: I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye
I like joe i likehis voice
want to know who’s beautiful? hover over this post :)
who is awake still
jeerry seinfelld came to sudbury last year i didnt fgo see him
i want to be kylie jenner
one day i aspire to not get pee on my leg
forscienceandshit started following you i hoenstly thought it said forskinandshit wow
h0odrich: I rly hope my next gf let’s me wear her thongpanties
babyminaj: my dog watching porn!
beingfetus: no ones home so i can sing as loud as i want nsync to get the party started
no ones home so i can sing as loud as i want
sesamestreethockey replied to your post: ruby hardcorefisting wins my heart forever for… That’s goddam terrifying what are you talking about you’re jealous she did it first its ok
IM SO HOT IM MELTNG Y CHOCOLATE BAR NOOOOO
ruby hardcorefisting wins my heart forever for that icon
i like just finished half a bag of baby carrots and im hungry i hate u baby carots