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there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
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mcdaioh asked: 32? Was it a penis?
Dang it wasn’t a penis it was water :/ how lame :/
Anonymous asked: what were the last 6 things u bought?
Oh shit um McDonald’s, subway, a wrap and cheese and broccoli salad, the book of awesome, a head massager and a breakfast sandwich!!! I did it I think definitely not in order