i am being fetus

May 24

Anonymous asked: what system do u have at work?

We have this stupid grading system at work based on your sales, A being the best and F the worst. They get your grade by seeing how much you sell a week compared to what the entire store makes a week and also your efficiency on sales. I work the most hours out of the sales associates yet the other girl sell just as much as me, so I look like a “poor performer” and I’ve been struggling with my grade since January when they changed the way thy came up with grades and yeah so I went down to an F this week, which turns out is an automatic termination.

Anonymous asked: sorry about your job :/ just look on the brightside, atleast now you wont be stressed with work :D

I sold jackets, work was not stressful. I’m more stressed now that I’m unemployed because I’m moving away in 2 months and who is going to hire me for 2 months like what

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black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not

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Anonymous asked: Hey. A few months ago, I stumbled across your tumblr and I read it once a week (like to save it and have a few pages to scroll through). You are bright and funny and very cute (sadly I am too old and thousands of miles away or I'd offer to buy you a drink). Anyway, I'm not in the habit of contacting strangers over the net, but your job post makes it obvious that you are distressed. I just wanted to hold out a metaphorical hand and send you a smile. Hold on, it will get better. Luck and love. X

This may honestly be the sweetest message I have ever received and I thank you for that

My boss keeps asking me if I’m okay I feel really bad I can’t answer her properly I just start hyperventilating fuck man I love my boss so much and I really love this job and she said the best thing for me would be to resin before by fire me but my moms telling me to leave right now I can’t even deal right now

I just had a mental breakdown at work because they have to fire me. I made my boss cry because she really doesn’t want to fire me but we have the dumbest fucking system ever

Anonymous asked: Also my boyfriend said my ass always looks like shit cause i never shave it right and i miss spots do you have any tips? Cause i try to use the same razer i use to shave my legs but it just gets messed up :/

You shave your ass??? What the heck? Idk use a new razor????? I don’t know sorru