i am being fetus

commanderinqueef:

shaving23spiders:

commanderinqueef:

bagels are appropriate for every situation 

you’re hungry? eat a bagel

flat tire? replace it with a bagel

need something to float on in the pool? use a bagel

no girlfriend?

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